it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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