East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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