I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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