why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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