I saw his package. It spoke to me.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
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I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
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She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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