"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
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nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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