I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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