I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
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Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Sext me about skeletons
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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