I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
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I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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