I forgot how hot balto sounded
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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