either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
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This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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