i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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