For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
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I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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