thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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