Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
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I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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