question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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