I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
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