Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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