Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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