Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
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If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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