One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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