He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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