Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(268): View more from Antigua/Barbuda-Carib

she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.

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(305): View more from Florida

its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face

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(517): View more from Michigan

He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls

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(231): View more from Michigan

Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!

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(770): View more from Georgia

Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail

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(434): View more from Virginia

Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround

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