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Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.

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(212): Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe. http://tfl.nu/iy4x

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remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school

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(301): remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school http://tfl.nu/dith

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I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.

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(313): I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god. http://tfl.nu/nh0e

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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.

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(650): they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids. http://tfl.nu/zjz8

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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide

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(518): I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide http://tfl.nu/vkti

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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.

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(985): Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me. http://tfl.nu/35pb

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I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear

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(305): I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear http://tfl.nu/5rok

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nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior

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(508): nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior http://tfl.nu/s256

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I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants

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(518): I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants http://tfl.nu/tuxk

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(503): View more from Oregon

That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.

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THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO

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(503): That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal. (1-503): THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO http://tfl.nu/95vh

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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party

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(602): The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party http://tfl.nu/nvop

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You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.

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(919): You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober. http://tfl.nu/j9kh

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We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.

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(916): We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out. http://tfl.nu/zjk4

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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle

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(727): Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle http://tfl.nu/kzpk

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So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.

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(281): So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition. http://tfl.nu/1z8i

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