butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.