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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?

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  Don't tempt me, I need beer money.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Come see our sink grown plant.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity

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• (925): View more from California

  The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?

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• (315): View more from New York

  He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.

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• (631): View more from New York

  You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"

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• (254): View more from Texas

  The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's

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