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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?

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  630.

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• (909): View more from California

  Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?

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  I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot

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• (772): View more from Florida

  I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.

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• (442): View more from California

  Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to

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• (425): View more from Washington

  He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon

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