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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.

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  Looks like I won that one

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.

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• (323): View more from California

  He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him

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• (516): View more from New York

  If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades

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