Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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