Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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