So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
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So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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