She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
they need to just BURY HIM!
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am