your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback