Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.