that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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