WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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