There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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