love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I want a musical about memes.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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