oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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