Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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