I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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