Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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