My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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