You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I wish i was in the wii world.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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