it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Let's get the cat blown out
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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