i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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