Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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