gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
There's always time for handjobs
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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