I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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