so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Randomize