Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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