it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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