i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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