I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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