its not stalking. its research.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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