How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
is it fun? or sober?
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