He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
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