First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
All I want is dick and wine.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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