What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
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