Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
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Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
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