my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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