I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink